There was this one time, though, that cracked me up.I had picked David up at his work so we could eat lunch together. On the way over there, just a few miles from our house, I had gotten behind one slow driver after another, a car had pulled out in front of me so that I had to slam on my brakes, no one was using their blinkers, and I was pretty steamed by the time I got to David.
Of course, I launched into a rant about the traffic while zooming around cars and rushing through almost-red lights to get to the restaurant and make up for the slow trip.Finally, I said, “I’m telling you, if I ever have a stroke, it will be while I’m driving.”
David, not missing a beat, said, “Honey, if I ever have a stroke, it will be while you’re driving!”Cracked me up. Almost had a wreck because I was laughing so hard. Love ya, David!